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Are you good at math?	Hits: 757 2003/6/1
: Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
Rating: 7.50 (4 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
Can you help me find the lowest common denominator?	Hits: 567 2003/6/1
: Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
Rating: 3.67 (3 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
How many dollars would you have	Hits: 438 2003/5/26
: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father!
Rating: 8.50 (2 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
How much is half of 8?	Hits: 413 2003/6/3
: Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Rating: 6.33 (3 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
I failed every subject except for algebra.	Hits: 824 2003/6/1
: I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!
Rating: 4.00 (6 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?	Hits: 361 2003/6/3
: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
Rating: 1.00 (1 vote) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

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If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?	Hits: 402 2003/6/3
: Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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Category: Math Jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would	Hits: 374 2003/5/26
: If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left? I don't know. Why not? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
Rating: 8.00 (1 vote) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many	Hits: 405 2003/6/3
: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? None, they were all copycats!
Rating: 9.00 (1 vote) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

Category: Math Jokes
If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have?	Hits: 334 2003/5/26
: If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have? A new bike!
Rating: 5.50 (2 votes) Rate this Site \| Report Broken Link \| Tell a Friend

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